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| [It's the Thought that Counts - by theholyinnocent] |
The baby blue Tiffany box was a ruse. “It’s—“ Alex began dismally.
“—a Swiss army knife,” Olivia finished proudly. “It’s got a pair of scissors—remember when you had a string hanging off your skirt and I had to bite it off—?”
“Mmm. You know how to ruin a girl’s fun.”
“—and it’s got a toothpick, so next time you’re in court you won’t have arugula stuck in your teeth—“
“I did not lose a case because of lettuce. How stupid do you think people are? Don’t answer that.”
“And there’s tweezers—“
“Oh, look. A tiny knife for stabbing my lover.”
“That’s not funny.”
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